Toenails?!?

It seems that I have become the make-over project of my office at work. Since news of my date I have been given the “Being Girly for Dummies” crash course. I don’t understand this thing about feet. Apparently it is a documented fact that guys “check out your feet”. I don’t have like bear claws or anything. I kind of like my feet…but giving into peer pressure I have painted my toe nails for like the second time in my life…and I even got a toe ring because I do notice those on girls and I like them, so I thought what the hell.

The girls at work wanted to go shopping with me and do my hair and all that BS ( I think I said something like Hell no)…what is it with girls and “make-overs”. Good Lord, they act like it’s the damn prom or something. I do not understand. I do know that when I was a kid and most girls my age where playing dress up, I was playing He-Man, Star Wars, and dissecting Barbie dolls (I’m not sure where they even came from). Anyway, I am certain that as soon as my friends get to work they will inspect my feet. There is something odd about that.

As I was making decisions about my extremities, D. (that’s what I’ll call him here) called me. I told him that I was doing important girly first date things…he thought that was pretty funny…but I talked to him for a while and we got all our plans in line for tomorrow night. So, there we go…he better look at my feet damnit.

I got some real live normal ear rings too. As many of you know, I did have 00 gauge holes in my ears (I could put my pinky finger through them)….but Ive been letting them close up for a few months and they are normal again. For some reason I feel like a pirate with normal little hoop things in my ears than I did with plugs in them…but whatever….normalization??

I am ready for the weekend….I feel really wiped out….not sure why. I have been feeling alittle better as far as my brain goes, but I think I could sleep for a week. Today we had a big deal retirement reception thing at work. I had done a video that we played and I’d been stressing about it alittle this week because it hadn’t been working right…but somehow by the grace of God, it worked perfectly and I didn’t have a coronary. I’m glad its over…we’ve been working on this retirement thing since April….but it went well and I didn’t freak out (I get nervous in groups of people). Just thinking about it is making me tired so I guess Im gonna head towards my sleeping apparatus.